The Expert

"Am I bothering you?"
The Expert's bored eyes swing around.
"Yes. I'm an expert and a genius. Nothing you possibly ask me could possibly be of any interest."
"Oh. So you can't recommend a great wine under ten dollars that goes well with flounder?"
"Of course I can. I'm an expert and a genius".
"So?"
"You're interfering with my pose."
"The wine? Which one, please!"
"Yes." He grabs a random bottle.
"Drink this".
"What's it like?"
"It's white."
"So, why is it good?"
It was too late. The Expert had already walked away. Someone Important just arrived.

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August, 2012. 
Not a single crappy hit. Maybe I should have said "naked expert" or "stark naked porn star expert". But then you'd have to wear special protection just to read this.